PFCC Week 2: Going Out of Business Sale at the NFLby: exRegionalWeenieYou better make your PFCC picks soon. Like, right now. This could be the final week of NFL action. Ever. It seemed like 50% of NFL players were injured in Week 2. When the other half goes down this weekend, there's gonna be no one left to play the games. You can kiss the NFL goodbye. Hasta luego. Sayonara. Fortunately, change brings opportunity. Check out this snappy tee that I'm going to sell on Amazon real soon. Get 'em fast because I plan to price gouge as soon as pro football ends. Players dropped left and right in Week 2. Quarterbacks Garoppolo and McCown went down with chrushed shoulders. Denver LB DeMarcus Ware broke his arm. Two or three dudes exited games via backboards and ambulances. I think I heard that one player had to be Life Flighted and maybe one or two died. Man, what a bad week. And running backs?? Holy cow, I think all of them died. Adrian Peterson, Danny Woodhead, Doug Martin, Jonathan Stewart, Arian Foster, Thomas Rawls...yikes. Let's face it - it's only Week 2 and you're a nobody unless your ACL is torn, brain is concussed or groin is pulled. Speaking of knees and groins, check out these dirty-dawg exclusive pics: Weekly Results Topeka's Bill Gargan won Week 2 with 80 points on a 12-3 record. Nice job, Bill, especially because the average score was just 34! Patricia Snodgrass from Alliance, OH, took second place with 76 points. We had a 4-way tie for fourth place as Jonathan Fox, Matt Grantham, Mike Charnick and Jared Allen each scored 74. Albuquerque's Mary Drobnik anchored the other end of the point spectrum buy nailing down a minus 36. Mary lost her 15, 14, 13 and 11 confidence factors along with her 2, 4, 5, 6 and 8. Mary, Mary, quite contrary. Overall Standings Two dirty-dawgettes are showing the boys how it's done. Nicole Ventimiglia is in first place with 148 points, just barely ahead of Shawna Cokley who remained in second place. Jerry Bailey is in third while Week 2 winner Bill Gargan is in fourth place. Mike Charnick rounds out the Top 5. Carolina Crushers lead the Group Standings by more than 6 points over the bunch of weather weenies that make up Invest 99L. Tebow's Baseball Camp (a whole bunch of weather weenies masquerading as Tebow-loving baseball fans) is in distant third place. |
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