Yes. Its a new era of college football and we welcome the changes. More teams in the college football playoff; better and more frequent intersectional rivalries; and a season that now
lasts until late January are a few of the meaningless benefits on the minds of -- well, football morons and pundits. But not here at Dirty-Dawg.com. What's great is we're now seeing QR
codes on helmets. By the Michigan game in late November, we will be seeing Ohio State replace all Buckeye helmet stickers with QR codes. The more stickers you have the more each Buckeye
gets paid. What's great is that we now have helmet to sideline communication to increase the chances of playcall stealing before and during games. Connor Stalions has been replaced. By me !
A simple hack and I listened to the entirety of the Texas-Colorado State playcall last Saturday via bluetooth, my couch, and a speaker shaped like a Michigan winged-helmet. And for those
asking, take Michigan plus the points and also take the Under this Saturday. Unfortunately, I'm hearing some sharp Texas Tech grads have figured out how to bypass this hack by hardwiring
comms between the quarterback and the head coach. Bastards! What's great is the new and long-overdue two minute warning in college football. They are not calling it that though, instead
copying US Open Tennis and calling it a bathroom break where the losing team gets a shower, uniform change, and a mental reset to mount a furious comeback. These changes are clearly for the
better and, as always, we at Dirty-Dawg.com are happy to provide real perspective on events in the sporting world.
Back to the CFCC for a week 1 summary ! We apologize for the brief IT outages to start the season, but that's what happens when you try to sell your business to Direct TV. Those hacks
tried to change the code, screwed it up, and asked for their money back. So the Dirty-Dawg.com Board of Directors are back in charge, albeit 5 dollars poorer each. But, most importantly,
the code is working again. Just in time to announce Mack Morris of New Braunfels TX won week 1 with 100 points and a 12-3 record. Mack was followed by Darren Scherer of Strafford MO, also
with a 12-3 record, but only good for 88 points. The week was a bit tougher than a normal week 1, as the last 4 games on the game form were almost non-survivable with solid favorites going down
to defeat. In Group Play, Water Wizards (apparently a group of Hydologists from Sacramento ?) start the season in first place. Right behind are Snoop's Clean Canines presented by WFO EWX
(apparently a group of non-hydrologists from the non-city of New Braunfels ?) -- who also won this years award for the best Group name. Congratulations to all.
Also congratulations to BJ Ellis and Phil Stiegman for recognizing they have no skill in a confidence contest, even before the first games were played !! Both set their confidence level
top to bottom consecutively 1 through 15, a strategy that was good for last place (363rd) and third from last (361st). As far as we know, this oddity is a first for Dirty-Dawg CFCC.
That's it for week one. Good luck for the coming week when the games get tougher. Also refer to the new scoring rules for the end of year bowl blowout. Should be interesting.
https://www.dirty-dawg.com/cfcc/game_rules.php
